Every office has that one Slack message that aged poorly. This design was born in a Monday standup that could have been an email, and honestly, should have been silence.
Out of Office isn't just a status. It's a philosophy. A quiet rebellion stitched into 100% cotton. Wear it to the all-hands. Wear it to your exit interview. Wear it while doing absolutely nothing productive (which, let's face it, is the most honest work you'll ever do).