Out of Office

Currently unavailable and permanently out of office.

You did everything right. The degree, the internships, the LinkedIn optimism. Then you met the calendar invite that could have been an email.

Act I — University

They told you the world was yours.

Late-night ideas. Group projects that almost worked. A syllabus that promised the future rewards passion and hustle.

You believed it. Honestly, so did we.

Act II — The Descent

Then onboarding happened.

Seventeen tabs. Four approvals. A mandatory training on the training you already did.

Somewhere between "quick sync" and "circle back", the optimism started buffering.

Act III — Corporate Reality

Welcome to the open floor plan.

Reply-all threads with no reply needed. Status updates about updating the status. A stand-up that never sits down.

This is the reality our shirts translate into something you can actually wear.

Act IV — Rebellion

Say the quiet part out loud.

From "Safe for Standup" to "Notice Period Energy", pick how boldly you broadcast the truth.

Corporate suffering, turned into wearable protest.

Go OOO

Clock out. Dress up. Speak freely.

Every shirt is fully shoppable — no animation, no JavaScript, no meeting required.